HERE'S A FUNNY STORY..
FOR THE PAST YEAR MY WEIGHT HAS SEE-SAWED IT'S WAY TO CRITICS..HAHAHA..NOT CELEBRITY CRITICS THOUGH..CRITICS SUCH AS NEIGHBORS,RELATIVES,FRIENDS,ETC..THEY SNAP JUDGEMENTS/THEORIES LIKE...SHE MUST HAVE HAD A REALLY DEVASTATING PROBLEM..OR..MAYBE,SHE COULDN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT HER BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON HER FOR SOMEONE DOG-UGLY..ETC..ETC..I LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT I WOULDN'T BLAME THEM FOR CARING..THE TRUTH IS I HAD THE HYPER-THYROIDISM..THINGY..SO THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING..EVERYONE WHO'S DIAGNOSED WITH THAT LOSES WEIGHT IN A SHORT SPAN OF TIME..AS I DID..NOW AFTER THE RADIOACTIVE TREATMENT..I'M GOOD AS HELL!..THE ONLY PROBLEM I WOULD HAVE TO FACE IS WEIGHT GAIN..AFTER ALMOST A YEAR AFTER MY TREATMENT I GAINED 10 LBS..5 INCHES ON MY WAIST..AND A LOT OF TORN STICHES ON MY FAVORITE T-SHIRTS & BLOUSES..HELL..MY FAVORITE PAIR OF TORN JEANS WOULDN'T FIT MY THIGHS I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FORCE IT ALL THE WAY TO MY HIPS EVEN IF I SUCKED MY GUTS OUT..MY DOCTOR SAID THAT MY CURRENT MEDICATION IS ACTUALLY TO CONTROL RAPID WEIGHT GAIN..MY FRIENDS WOULD OFTEN TEASE ME THAT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MY WEIGHT IS STILL UNDER CONTROL..HAHAHA..
LAST WEEKEND,MA2BEAR AND I GOT OUR GOWNS FITTED FOR JADE'S WEDDING..THE FUNNY THING HERE IS MY VITALS..HOW CAN I EXPLAIN THIS WITHOUT TOTALLY HUMILIATING MYSELF..HMMM..AS THIS LADY WAS TAKING MY MEASUREMENTS..I NOTICED THE NUMBERS SHE WAS WRITTING..BUST LINE BEGINS..36 1/2..UNDER THE BUST..34..THEN..35..34..36..OH..THE HORROR OF IT..BUT WE ALL HAD A GREAT LAUGH..BUT AS I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT LATER THAT DAY..I REALIZED..THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER ANYMORE..I SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM THE RICE..OH..THE PAIN..ME..THE DOUBLE-RICE GIRL..THE CONSTRUCTION-WORKER-EQUAL-RICE-EATING-FREAK..WOULD HAVE TO TAKE IT EASY ON THE RICE..JUST THE MERE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME WANNA THROW-UP..RICE..RICE..RICE..ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS RICE..HOW CAN I EVER GET THROUGH A TOUGH TIME SUCH AS THIS..HELP ME GOD..I NEED SUPPORT..I NEED ENCOURAGEMENT..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA