"i'm gonna say this cos i care about you..and i'm half you..

quit watching those stupid romantic movies..stop watching the notebook!..or 50 first dates..its stupid..or untamed hearts..or fools rush in..little manhattan..13 going on 30..or click..or he's just not that into you or serendipity..we'll have a long list if i name them all..im saying dont watch ALL the movies you love and have watched a million times and have memorized almost all the cheesy lines..!stop reading those novels too..nicholas sparks knows too much..and f.y.i vampires dont fall in love with humans..they just suck the blood out of them..its kinda like will you fall in love with chicken or pork or beef or whatever dinner is..dont waste your time..dont waste your effort..don't waste a single drop of tear..you shouldn't love LOVE..you shouldnt be obsessed about the idea of loving or being loved back..you shouldn't even believe it..its not real..its not true..someone from the past..(like in ancient times when those naked monkey people lived)..or whatever era..someone made it up..invented crap..maybe just to sell stuff..chocolates or perfume or whatever..and all the other people believed it..thought they were feeling it..thought it was causing different kinds of emotions..like happiness..or pain..like the world stopped turning..hate..contentment..as in holding hands..all day..never letting go..as in you wont be anywhere else but beside that person..it's like they're the most beautiful person on earth..or remorse..or that feeling like you're flying..your feet not touching the ground..or that funny feeling u get inside your tummy..some people describe it as butterflies..some say its more like that feeling you get when you just seen the ocean or a bright sunny day..or that overwhelming urge to kiss that one person or hug or touch..im just saying believing in love is BS!!cos thats when everything falls apart..everything..won't make sense..you'll lose who you are..you'll end up broken..

all hearts dont fall in love..they just pump blood..you gotta accept that..there's no such thing..

So..pasensha n ngaun lng nkgawa ng bagong post..nwa2lan n kc ko ng pag-asa s buhay..nyahahah..my gnun?..
dahil nga sa pagiging tambay e madalas nano2od lng ako ng tv o nglalaro ng wlng katapusan sims 2, cake mania, burger shop..etc!..pati zuma rn sinubukan ko na..balik tau sa panonood ng tv..madalas ko kc mapanood ngaun ung LOSER.. n jason biggs at mena suvari..hmm..


(psnxa n ha..yan lng kc nkuha ko e..bsta..bigyan nyo nlng ng chance..)

matagal n 2ng movie..college days..at talagang hindi nabibigo tong movie na to na pakiligin ako..maski ilang ult ko na napanood, memorize ko n mga linya pti ost nla..gnun pa rn e..gnun nmn tlga db pag gs2 m..kht ilang ult p?..huh?!!!!!nd nmn malalim ung storya pro wlng pakelamanan!hehe!pro lamu nyo un..nakakilig pa rin kc ung ending..super masarap na kissing scene with matching song na sakto talga..naicp ko..ang saya nmn ng gan2..tpos my kanta pa..anu kaya sa araw2 na buhay ntn my biglang tutugtug out of nowhere ng saktong kanta sa nararamdaman ntn o nangyayare..wla lng..tipong mapapatingin pa tau kung saan2 pra lng hanapin kung san nanggagaling ung tugtug..hehe..
pro xmpre kalokohan un..wla lng..ang sya lng kc nun..cgro kung ung buhay ko may mga kanta..malamng mga alternative un..sagad n..e dti nga sa vindicated naiyak ako e..malungkot kc ko dhl bagsak ako sa board..wahahahahah!..no joke un!..kc nmn officemate ko e..hehee..naalala ko 2loy un..cgro nmn kung xa ung my themesong..ung pang-porn ung s kanya!hahahahah..mahilig kc s porn un e..naalala ko nung ng-ot kme pg inaantok na e bglang mgbu2kas ng porn!sus!hahahahahhaha!
srap ng ending nyan no?my lalaking nagmamahal sau..my saktong kanta sa inyo lage..at higit sa lahat masarap na masarap na kissing scene..hehehehe..ako kaya panu ending ko?..hehehe..kau alm n b nyo?..

nga pla tnx s mga dumaan..pti s mga sumama sa list ng followers..lab u!

Mga ilan lng to sa mga naalala kong panghhrass..kramihan nlimutan ko n..heheh..pro kpg pntulan nmn e..matatakot rn..hahahahahahhaha..

Babala: Ang mga sumusunod na mga sitwasyon ay halaw sa mga tunay na pangyayari, hindi angkop sa mga bata, patnubay ng magulang ay kailangan…ito ay isinagawa ng isang ekspertong malanding babae..wag gagayahin!

Sa isang Italian restaurant na sakto lng ang presyo- wla na gaanung tao-habang namimili c bella at ang former bestfriend nya ng kakainin..

Waiter/cook na gwapo: Ma’am gud evening po..anu po order nla?..

Bella: (npansin agad c gwapo)..Hmm..anu bang ok jan?

Waiter/cook na gwapo: Ma’am to pong ziti..

Bella: (un nmn tlga ang oorderin)..Ahh..masarap bay an?..

Waiter/cook na gwapo: Opo ma’am..yan po malakas d2..

Bella: Ikw b ngluto nyan?

Waiter/cook na gwapo: Opo ma’am..

Bella: Cge yan nlng cgrado msrap yn!..

Matronang-matrona dba?..

Sa bhay ng frend nyang bading..ung sumonod na kapatid kc ng frend nyang ito ay gumgwapo..matangkad,nagwworkout..pro 21 lng xa..kbbata ng kpatid n2 ni bella..

Bella: Mike!ang laki2 mo na!hug mo nga c ate ja!

Wahahahaha!patay tau jan!

Nanood ng PBA ksma c ma2bear..college p 2..super tagal na..cnwerteng nkpsok sa dugout ng ginebra..picture this..

Limpot nkdapa minamasahe..Caidic nkatau sa may pinto..Helterbrand s my locker..etc..

ang dhlan kc ng pnunta nmen d2 ay isang basketballistang gwapo my asawa na xa noon bgo pa xa pumatol sa jologs na artista..ksnod na ang sex video scandal etc2..pro believe it na s MBA plng xa at highschool plng kme crush n nmen xa..e2 na..natulala kme for a while..nd nga nkpgslita c ma2bear..kc patay na patay kme dun..pro pnlit ko..e super bait nmn n2ng lalaking to..sobra..syang xa..hehehe..fastforward na..mtpos ang introduction

“I’m jaja and this is my bestfriend ma2bear..you’re our favorite..”(s.o.-sex object..joke..hahahahah)at autograph..wla kmeng camera nun..kya pucha!..hehehe..

Bella: I saw your wife on tv last week..she’s pretty..tell her she’s very lucky..(smile galore..tweetums)

Whattaman: yeah..

Bella: Can I have a hug?

Whattaman: (bear hug ..panalo!)

Bella: You’re so cute..(maski hindi nmn appropriate ang term na cute dhl dambuhala xa..6’7”!)..I can’t believe I’m actually talking to you!..I love your tattoos can I touch them?..(changinang yan)

Whattaman: Hahahahaha..sure

Bella: Before we go..can I have a kiss?..(fan kiss lng nmn dba?)

Whattaman: Sure! (tps ngpakiss xa sa cheeks lng xempre,knlabit ko c ma2bear pra xa rn..kc nga napipi n xa e..)

Kya zanjoe..ingat ka!bwahahahahahahah

Sa ofs s libis..typical landian day ni Bella at Brando Braganza..

Bella: Bye Alis bko..Sibat na ko..hahahahhaha

Brando: Ano sibak?!

Bella: Sibak ka jan!Sibat!!!!Sibakin kta jan e!hahahahhaha

Brando: hahahahahahah!cge!!!!

Y not dba?syans!!!!!!!!

Sa ofs nmn s ortigas..Lumapit itong c engr mahiyain s cubicle ko..kmuha ng upuan pra 2mb k Bella at my tntanong dun s isa nmeng project..

Engr mahiyain: Ja, Pnu ba ung ggwn pg dba un….blah-blah-blah..

Bella: (nkatingin lng..habang ngsslita c Engr..)

Engr mahiyain: (patuloy p rn s paliwanag)..blah..blah..blah..

Bella: (N-carried-away sa sitwasyon..unti-unting lumalapit ang mukha..na tila hahalikan c engr..sbay tawa)..hahahahahahahahahahahahah!na-carried away!hahahahahahah

Engr mahiyain: hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Sbrang cute kc ng engr n yan..pogi na mahiyain..my punto batanggas..mabait un sbra..e nung pnhon n yan wla p dw xa ngging gf..lgi dw xa basted..hahahahaha..

Nung college..c ex..nd p kme nun..wla lng kaklase ko lng yta xa nun..

Ex: Ja..tara..bilyar tau!..

Bella:..hhhhhhhhuuuuwaaaaattttt?date tau?!!!!!(beautiful eyes)

Ex: ha?oo date..date tau..(hahahahah..nplitan!)

Bella: libre mko?..(beautiful eyes ult-pro xmpre nmn dba?..mbuti n kc cgrdo..bka ako pla mgbyad nun!hahahahah)

Ex: oo xmpre..

o..kilig!!!...

Pro gan2 kpg pntulan..

(ksma c ex 2 at ang mga kbgan nla..2 lng nmn ex ko no..ngkakabiruan lng)..

Bella: dba lht nmn ng gs2 m sinusunod ko?bngay ko

Ex2: Bkt?!db napunan ko nmn un?..

Mga frends: ng ano?!

Bella: (nanlaki mata..)

Ex 2: ng PAGMAMAHAL!..E2 nmn kung anu2 iniicp e..

PRA SA LHAT NG MGA FRENDS KO..XNXA N KUNG DKO P KAU NDDAANAN..BKA DIS WIK..AUCN KO LNG KALIKOHAN N2..TNX S LHT..K MAAN SA AWARD..AT K BURAOT. SA PAGKABURAOT..AYAN NA..NAUS KO N UNG BOX D2 S ILALIM NG POST KO..GAGU KC TLGA NET KO..!PUCHA KA!!!!